Thursday, December 9, 2010

For Sale: Broken Bells, At Face ($33)

When I say face, I don't mean face + rape fees + markup. I mean face value is $32 + $1. So I'm selling this ticket for $33, the exact price I paid for it.

Have you ever had the best evening of physical relations, yet had a pre-planned date the following evening? I like Broken Bells, and really want to see them, but I fell in love with Leonard C0hen tonight, and I feel cheap even considering dating someone else. This is why I am willing to give up my only Broken Bells ticket to someone who wants to go more than I.

I'll reply to the winner by noon tomorrow, or earlier. You have to be willing to pick up the ticket downtown at around 5:30. If you want the ticket, email me at knowidyuh@gmail.com.

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